30Some Weeks Last ForeverYou ignored the itching in your gums.
50Why Did I Watch Oh WhyYou saw the News, and it wasn't good.
50Floating PointFollowing your ear, you went deep into the eye and ignored the aching in your mouth.
50Worries Et AlYour friend couldn't save you, and you couldn't save your friend.
50Slow Worries; A TollYou followed your dreams, and they followed you.
50No Worries AtollYou followed your dreams, to the detriment of those around you.
50Your Life Was A HighwayYou shouldn't have opened that letter.
20Broken LegsYou lay in the corridor and felt your teeth turn to dust in your gums.
40Broken AxlesYou stalled out in the corridor and felt your pipes turn to rust in your gums.
30Your Stomach ExplodedCold beer soothed your ulcers, but you couldn't stomach it.
50Butterverse Theorist's Field JournalYou experimented with the world around you, and were rewarded.
30FASHIONHOLEYou've slipped so far down your own FASHIONHOLE that there may be no saving you.
40BOUNCEHOLENothing comes between you and something.
50DING DING DING! BIG WIN!You're A Portfoliographer Now! Your winnings will surely bring lasting happiness.
30Purveyor of PlaqueKeep your mouth closed in polite company.
50Fruitless FlosserSmile wide and the world will shrug its indifference back at you.
50Mister Moneybags Over HereHope nobody else was planning on buying anything anytime soon.
40Vermicidious...
30You Slept On The FloorYou went to sleep on the floor.
40RetinomaniaYou opened all of your eyes wide and revelled in their cacophonous din.
40Foot Ball Man AgerYou feel a decade older after that ordeal, but a goal's a goal.
30DystychiphilioidEnjoy yourself however you see fit. It's your life... I guess...
50Glauch PotatoIn the race to stop seeing, you're actually quite quick.
50DRUM HOLOGo on, let it all out.
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