20Cult Of Personality Succès SecretThe dictionary definition of personality is a picture of YOU!
20Coalition Kid Succès SecretAbsolute power may corrupt absolutely, but it’s easier than leading a coalition government twice.
20Living In The FutureHigh speed internet, High technology, a decent space program and driverless cars.
20TaxahontasIf it moves, tax it!
20Everybody Out!Everybody out! Literally in this case, strikes everywhere.
20Dangerous StreetsYou will know my name by my trail of astronomically high crime figures.
20Heir To Ayn RandA rising tide lifts all the super yachts in the harbour…but also submerges the smaller vessels.
20EcotopiaYou have become a true hero of the environmental movement, expect a statue made of recycled plastic.
20Wrapped In The Flag50% of our country is now draped in, in the shadow of, or actually made from flags.
20Bulletproof PoliticsIt’s astonishing how many times an assassin's bullet has failed to achieve its objective.
20Intergalactic SocialismBust out the cosmonaut outfits, this socialist utopia is going into orbit.
60Academic ParadisePeople use terms like 'technocracy' to describe your efforts to build a super educated population.
20Ignorance Is BlissCongratulations, here’s your reward for winning the race for the intellectual bottom.
20Food! Drugs! Alcohol!Our citizens do enjoy a bit of the good stuff these days, be it alcohol, tobacco, or just donuts.
20Apocalypse NowFood and water are in short supply, but I’ll tell you what isn't. Violent gangs and violent storms.
20Festival Of FirearmsWe now have more guns in the country than we do dogs, cats, people and birds combined.
20The All Seeing StateObviously only people who have something to hide have any real reason to fear the gaze of the state.
20Squeeze The RichThe rich may not be cuddly, but we still enjoy giving them a darned good squeeze now and then.
60Subsidy SamIf you want to get something done, you subsidize it.
20Infrastructure AddictTransport is bigger and better! Space program is bigger and better! Prisons are bigger and better!
20No Salad Left BehindYou can judge a society by what they eat, our society is as healthy as they come.
20Workers WonderlandShort hours, high wages and agreeable working practices make this a paradise for people in work!
20Top MarxWe have built a socialist paradise on earth, mostly by banning anything that looks too capitalist.
20Start Your EnginesWhat do we want? CARS! When do we want them? CARS!
20Anything GoesWe’ve developed a reputation of being a wild west where anybody can do anything they like.
20Praise The LordPraise the lord! For our country has truly achieved heights of impressive piety.
20Silicon ParadiseThe geek shall inherit the earth! Or make everyday life quite difficult without their inventions.
20Successful LiarYour reluctance to stick to manifesto pledges is something of vote winner. Congratulations, I guess.
20Strong Arm Of The LawStrong on crime, strong on the causes of crime.
20Secret StateWho are we to tell you what to do? Oh, that's right we're a brutal, authoritarian regime.
60Healthy LivingA healthy nation, is a happy and productive nation (probably).
20Gravedigging BoomSon, if you want to make money these days I have just one word for you: Gravedigging.
60Spotlight JunkieCould you spend 5 minutes away from every media platform to just run the country? Please?!?
20Children Are Our FutureYou truly believe that future generations should have things better off than those that came before.
20Rural TranquilityOur cities may stink, but everyone agrees the rural parts of our country are a great place to be!
20United NationsOur country is at the nexus of international agreement and has a reputation second to none.
60Shuffle MeisterDo all of your ministerial offices come with revolving doors fitted as standard?
20Lonely At The TopJust keep saying to yourself “Winners don’t quit” and add them to the autobiography hit list.
20Margin Of ErrorWhen we said "Enjoy governing with that wafer thin majority" it was sarcasm, not a credo.
20Viva La RevolutionThey said a socialist paradise could not be built, but we have built it here together!
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